Woman Sent to Doctor For Having Too Much Sex

One woman found herself on her back, lying on a doctor’s table underneath a surgical cloth, while a doctor peered at her very inflamed clitoris.

“Ahhh, yes. I see what you mean. It looks inflamed,” the doctor noted.

As someone who spent her twenties and early thirties convinced she was emotionally cold on account of never crying over a break-up, She’d learned this was one of many overlooked signs she was in fact gay and extremely able to be wounded; when it was by another woman.

The woman’s new fling was a fly-in-fly-out miner who faced her own mortality half the month, navigating excavators hundreds of meters underground, and spent the other two weeks in Sydney.

The sex with her was, quite simply, life-changing. Like seeing the world in full colour for the first time.

That fact was what led Nadia Bokody to the gynecologist. She thought she had a bacterial infection or sexual disease, but found out it was just extreme inflammation due to an overstimulated clitoris.

After finding her new found sexual identity with her new girlfriend, Nadia found herself addicted and taking things too far.

She savored every moment as though it were the first bite of a delicious meal.

“Okay, I get it now. You’re gay. You’re VERY gay!” her girlfriend laughed the first time they slept together; having remarked that Nadia struck her as a straight girl, experimenting when they initially matched.

It was fast and frivolous, but Nadia fell crushingly, embarrassingly in love.

“It’s like a second puberty,” a fellow late-bloomer explained to Nadia.

“Because you never really had one if you came out later in life. We (late-bloomers) spent our teens trying to fit into the box of liking boys and having sex we didn’t love. Then you allow yourself to have crushes on women and sleep with them and you can’t get enough. You’re almost making up for lost time,” the person continued to comment on Nadia’s Twitter.

Something no one tells you about coming out much later in life is that it essentially thrusts you back into adolescence.

Between having sex with her girlfriend and making up lost time while her girlfriend traveled for work, Nadia turned to using sex toys frequently.

Unfortunately, something else no one tells you about coming out later in life, is that there’s such a thing as overstimulation.

“Because it was just a couple of weeks into our budding romance, I felt a sudden surge of pain in my pelvis,” Nadia said. “I soon found myself at the doctor’s thinking I could just take some meds and be fine.”

“As someone who’s particular about seeing the same female GP, I typically book my appointments days ahead. But with my new squeeze already halfway to Sydney and the possibility of abstinence and an awkward conversation looming, I abandoned protocol and panic-booked with the only available doctor that afternoon,” Nadia explained.

An hour later, she was detailing her phantom pain to a male GP who looked suspiciously young to have graduated medical school.

“Okay, well there are no female doctors who can look at it today, so would you like me to book you in with one in the morning?” he asked, looking down at a stack of notes in front of him, as though trying to avert my gaze.

“No. I need it looked at right now,” she urged, spontaneously losing all decorum, and beginning to tug at her jeans zipper in desperation for an answer.

“Uh, okay. Let me duck out and grab a female nurse to be present. You can hop on the bed while I go,” he said.

“We’ll run your blood and urine now, but the good news is, this doesn’t appear to be an STD,” he remarked some moments later, from the end of the bed.

“I’m pretty sure you’ve just, uh – ” He paused to clear his throat awkwardly.

“You’ve overstimulated your clitoris. Give the vibrator a rest for a few days, and perhaps find some other things to do with your partner,” he finally finished, appearing relieved to have gotten the words out.

He then quickly pulled the curtain and left quickly after telling me to get dressed.

A few hours after Nadia’s girlfriend arrived in Sydney, her results came back negative, and after a few days’ rest, her vulva felt back to normal, too.

Nadia said, “I was so surprised the doctor was right and that was what really caused all my pain.”

Nadia laughingly said to her Twitter followers, “Go easy on the vibrator and passion-filled all-nighters, unless you want to have your entire sex life flash before your eyes in a doctor’s office.”